RESCUED: Missing airman of downed jet found, recovered after gunfight in Iran, team `safely out of Iran`
Trump warns Iran he could strike ‘Every power plant’
Trump’s expletive-laced Easter message to Iran: Open the strait or `you’ll be living in Hell`
BONDI FIREDRESCUED: Missing airman of downed jet found, recovered after gunfight in Iran, team `safely out of Iran`
Trump warns Iran he could strike ‘Every power plant’
Trump’s expletive-laced Easter message to Iran: Open the strait or `you’ll be living in Hell`
BONDI FIRED
A-1 Top Headlines
- GROYPER NATIONALISM: 'It’s just been one big letdown after another. There’s been a huge break now, where basically all the young conservatives are, like, ‘Trump is not our guy.’ ' [newyorker]
- HOW WOULD YOU EVEN KNOW IF IT'S REAL OR AI? NASA reveals new pictures of dark side of the moon [nypost]
- MAYBE THE NEW SUPREME LEADER IS WORKING FROM HOME: New memo says Mojtaba Khamenei is unconscious and 'unable to be involved in any decision-making' [nypost]
- THE FINAL COUNTDOWN: Trump warns Iran 'a whole civilization will die tonight' unless they open up Hormuz [cbsnews]
- 'OPEN THE F*CKIN STRAIT, YOU CRAZY BASTARDS OR YOU'LL BE LIVING IN HELL': Trump emboldened after recovering 2nd airman from Iran [msnow]
- 'WE GOT HIM!' Inside the intense hunt by CIA and U.S. forces to bring the airman home [wapo]
- RESCUED: Missing airman of downed jet found, recovered after gunfight in Iran, team 'safely out of Iran' [nypost]
Crime/Justice/Lawfare
- IF HE'D KNOWN THIS WAS THE FUTURE HE WAS FIGHTING FOR..: 83-year-old veteran, Richard Williams, dead after being shoved onto NYC subway tracks by Illegal alien thug from Honduras
- PORNHUB GETS SUED WHEN? Jury finds META and YOUTUBE harmed young user with addictive design features, plaintiff awarded $6M [nytimes]
- CASH MONEY CALI CORRUPTION: Video shows homeless being offered cash for petitions, to register to vote. Encouraged to fake an address. [KATVchannel7]
- MSM WON'T COVER THIS STORY: Muhi Mohanad Najm jailed after entering Klein, TX elementary school in tactical gear with gun [blaze]
- ONE ANTIFA AFTER ANOTHER: Defense rests in domestic terrorism case, 9 antifa goons attacked an ICE facility housing illegals outside Dallas [theepochtimes]
- SLAP ON THE WRIST FOR 'MINNESOTA-SOMALI STYLE FRAUD': Four people have been sentenced to only 14 years combined in federal prison for a $12.7 million Medicaid fraud scheme [abc11]
- HOSPICE CARE FRAUD IN CALI: LA County -- which has seen a 1,500% increase in hospice companies since 2010 -- is home to hospices that've overbilled Medicare by $105 million in a single year [cbsnews]
Culture
- THE #1 TOP CHAD LOOKSMAXXER IN THE WORLD: Sam Hyde takes a break from international mayhem to interview Androgenic [sam hyde]
- 'THE PREDATOR POSING AS A HOUSE PET': Understanding the male feminist [blackpigeonspeaks]
- SPORTSBALL UPDATE - Chicago Bulls basketball team waives player, Jaden Ivey, for expressing his Christian belief that homosexuals are 'unrighteous' [nbncnews]
- QUEERS FEELING THE HEAT TO SELF-DEPORT BACK TO THE CLOSET: Even homosexuals realize the party is over, gays peaked in 2020 and anti-homo sentiment has been ascendant since then with Gen-Z leading the way [nytimes]
- THE INSIDIOUS CHARMS OF NICHOLAS J. FUENTES: Is Fuentes winning over parts of the left? 'He’s relying on the shield of irony and the spear of clipping to win the battle to widen his audience. And it’s working.' [theatlantic]
- HOMO-MAXXING: Atlantic's Spencer Kornbluth pens boring article on 2020's backlash against teh gays, goes on tangent about how gay the looksmaxxers are [atlantic]
- ATTENTION MANOSPHERE, YOU HAD SHERYL SANDBERG'S CURIOSITY, BUT NOW YOU HAVE HER ATTENTION: Lady with a lot of money directs her org to push back against 'tradwife' and manosphere movements, against prioritizing women’s roles as housewives [wsj]
Finance - Stock Market - Crypto - Tech
- 'PLEASE BRO DON'T LOOK AT THE CODE': What Anthropic's surprise Claude source code leak reveals [ars technica]
- ONE OF THE WILDEST TECH STORIES IN RECENT MEMORY: The rise and fall of OpenClaw [coldfusion]
- NOT A BAD MONTH IN THE LABOR MARKET: U.S. economy created 178,000 jobs in March, unemployment rate edged down to 4.3 percent [wapo]
- DON'T CALL IT A COMEBACK: Red Lobster set to bring back Endless Shrimp that drove it to bankruptcy [bloomberg]
- ACCORDING TO PLAN: Oil prices rise after Trump insists Iran war is going A-OK, price of barrel of U.S. crude rising more than $12 to $113 [cbsnews]
- ANYONE GOT ANY SPACEX IPO: SpaceX set to launch largest IPO of all time — with expectations that it could raise more than all U.S. listings in 2024 and 2025 [axios]
- NOT READY FOR PRIMETIME: Replacing humans with AI hasn't gone as expected [mackard]
Immigration/Deportation/ The Border
- NO EXCEPTIONS, SOLDIER: U.S. Army staff sergeant is trying to halt his ILLEGAL ALIEN wife's deportation back to Honduras after she was detained inside a Louisiana military base [nytimes]
- KICK HIM OUT: ICE detains Salah Sarsour, president of Wisconsin’s largest mosque, attorneys say arrest was motivated by his criticism of Israel [nbcnews]
- INDIANS IN CANADA REFUSE TO ASSIMILATE AND THEY CAN'T DRIVE: If you were at Tim Horton's, would you drink a coffee prepared by a Punjabi? [tyler olivera]
- RAIDING THE LABS: Mexico seizes 14 million doses of fentanyl from secret drug lab [cbsnews]
- MESSAGING AND OPTICS: Trump deputy chief of staff, James Blair, telling House Republicans to stop talking about mass deportations, focus messaging on removing violent criminals [axios]
- JUDGES NEVER CONSIDER 'IRREPERABLE HARM' TO AMERICA: In 2-1 decision, Federal appeals judges -- including Ana C. Reyes -- uphold temporary protected status for 330,000 Haitians [theepochtimes]
- NARCO-TERRORISM: U.S. strikes drug boat in eastern Pacific, killing 6, brings total to 140 killed in strikes since September [nbcnews]
International
- MAYBE THE NEW SUPREME LEADER IS WORKING FROM HOME: New memo says Mojtaba Khamenei is unconscious and 'unable to be involved in any decision-making' [nypost]
- THE FINAL COUNTDOWN: Trump warns Iran 'a whole civilization will die tonight' unless they open up Hormuz [cbsnews]
- 'OPEN THE F*CKIN STRAIT, YOU CRAZY BASTARDS OR YOU'LL BE LIVING IN HELL': Trump emboldened after recovering 2nd airman from Iran [msnow]
- 'WE GOT HIM!' Inside the intense hunt by CIA and U.S. forces to bring the airman home [wapo]
- RESCUED: Missing airman of downed jet found, recovered after gunfight in Iran, team 'safely out of Iran' [nypost]
- BEHIND ENEMY LINES: Iran shoots down U.S. fighter jet, search and rescue effort underway to locate two crew [twz]
- NARCOS ECUADOR: U.S. commandos join Ecuadorian troops in mission targeting narco-terrorists [cbsnews]
National
- BLANK CHECK: Trump wants $1.5 Trillion for defense, would set military spending at its highest level in modern history [nytimes]
- PRIME-TIME: Trump to address the nation tonight to provide update on Israel-Iran war [wapo]
- REDEEM: Iranians hack FBI DIRECTOR, Kash Patel's email, post benign photos [newsweek]
- A BRIEF HISTORY OF SPRING BREAK IN FLORIDA: The tourism money is great and all until a certain element shows up [sunshine state insider]
- TWO PILOTS DEAD, 41 INJURED AFTER AIR CANADA PLANE HITS TRUCK AT LAGUARDIA: 'I messed up' [nypost]
- WASN'T THAT GREAT TO BEGIN WITH: TSA official says growing backlog at airport security checkpoints is ‘going to get worse before it gets better’ [thehill]
- FINAL APPROACH: Close call between Alaska Airlines and FedEx planes near-collision while landing at Newark [ap]
Politics
- GROYPER NATIONALISM: 'It’s just been one big letdown after another. There’s been a huge break now, where basically all the young conservatives are, like, ‘Trump is not our guy.’ ' [newyorker]
- GHEYYYYY: Newsom continues weak mimicry of Trump rhetoric [nytimes]
- DON'T PULL A GINSBURG: Lib group worried Trump will try to replace 2 older SCOTUS judges this year. Maybe he should. [nytimes]
- YOU'RE GONNA BE FIRED: Trump has told A.G. Pam Bondi her days are numbered, POTUS actively considering options to replace her [semafor]
- THE THRILL IS GONE: Once an 'absolute rager', CPAC '26 was a poorly attended snoozefest [vanityfair]
- NOT A GOOD LOOK, TROMPY: Trump pardons nursing home operator, Joseph Schwartz, three months into a three-year prison term for $39 MILLION FRAUD [pro publica]
- EMANUEL IN DC: Rahm positioning himself to be 2028's centrist, not-so-woke Democrat candidate [politico]
Random
- HOW WOULD YOU EVEN KNOW IF IT'S REAL OR AI? NASA reveals new pictures of dark side of the moon [nypost]
- I'D LIKE TO MEET HIS TAILOR: Italian suits vs. British suits, what's the difference? And what does each say about masculine style and power? [the luxury meltdown]
- LUXURY HOTELS AND SUCH -- Is the Rosewood Hong Kong THE absolute #1 best hotel in the world? [alexander travels]
- IF P0RN IS BANNED IN CHINA, HOW DO GOONERS GOON? Take a peek behind the Great Firewall of China if you dare [louis zhao]
- JOHN SCHNATTER DID NOTHING WRONG: Is Papa Johns dead? The stock is down 77%, so here's a rise and fall video [michael girdley]
- NOT SO UNTOUCHABLE: Inside the El Mencho raid [popo medic]
- THE SWEDEN JOB: The 2009 Västberga bank robbery-- one of the crazier bank heists [fern]